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Spunkalicious Willy Straws!

There’s not a cheeky girl out there that doesn’t salivate over the thought of a spanking- good hen party and whether it’s their own or a friend’s, every spinster must enjoy one last night of freedom before they succumb to the ankle shackles of marriage. Indeed; Tasty Tyrone is ideal for the obligatory game of ‘how many Karma Sutra positions can you create with a blow up doll?’ and the odd novelty ‘Rampant Rabbit’ never goes a- miss during the age- old tradition that is, a hen ‘do. However, if you’re the matron of honour with a whip- cracking hen threatening to tan your backside should you fail to produce the goods and feel the current itinerary is all ‘t’ cock- missing that certain je ne sais quoi – you obviously haven’t remembered to pack the willy straws!

Undeniably, fluorescent feather boas are perfect for painting the town red and no luscious lovely should be seen without her essential ‘L’ plates and veil but without Willy straws, how would you and your gathering suck up the endless Sex on the Beach that are to ensue? And even better -with Willy straws -you’re sure to raise much more than an eyebrow and the cocktail shakers will be practically fighting over whose turn it is to serve you next!

Willy straws are nothing new and have frequented many- a bachelorette bash. However, what they lose in age, Willy straws by far make up in filth! In fact, dip your nib in this phenomenal party pleaser you’ll soon find out that a party without a set of Willy straws frankly, sucks. So, jerk into action and hotrod it down to Cheeky Celebrations today to peruse their entire range of ‘cheeky cheeky’ hen party accessories and makes sure there’s nothing you’ve missed.

Willy whistles: check. Willy hoopla: check. ‘Pin the Willy on the male model’ wall game: check. Penis pasta: check. Willy straws: No? There’s no need to think shlong and hard (pleasurable as it is) – cum on down and CHECK CHECK CHECK them out today at www.cheekycelebrations.co.uk and get that love pumpin’ party started!

 

Willy Straws with cheekycelebrations.co.uk. We strive to provide our customers with an assorted range of cheeky stag party and hen night accessories. This includes our competitively priced stag night accessories through to our Hen Party Accessories.