Have a Long, Hard Think about Willy Straws….
Your bezzie is getting married to the man of her dreams and you are left with the impossible task of organising her hen do. It is a sad day when you are the only one left on the shelf and she has flown the nest of singledom for good. Don’t worry though, as even Bridget Jones found a lovely chap. A soulmate is out there-just don’t go running after every bloke you see as that looks desperate and clingy-the ultimate turn off. Can you imagine how a gentleman would feel if he had a bunny-boiler on his hands that made Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction look vaguely normal? He would hide in a convenient bush or disappear unexpectedly whenever you were near, and make sure that he was as far away as possible.
Anyway, it’s not about you, it’s about your BFF. What about willy straws to drink your Cherry Lambrini out of? Willy straws are ever so naughty and everyone thinks about sex all the time-you do not have to deny it! The reason why willy straws are so desirable is due to the fact that they are cheeky and not vulgar and even the prudish one in the party (and there is always one killjoy) will find willy straws from cheekycelebrations.co.uk pretty hilarious. Because willy straws are so funny, if something goes ‘tits up’ at the hen do then it can be laughed off rather than result in hair pulling, yelling and scratching.
It does not matter what tipple you enjoy, as willy straws will make any drinking experience much more fun and enjoyable. Glugging cocktails- sipping champagne, downing a pint-willy straws are ideal for any occasion! Willy straws come in a variety of different shapes, sizes and styles, which is important if you like good girth and want a realistic model of the actual thing. Dirty girls and flirty girls will adore willy straws and get a good mouthful of fluid every time they suck on willy straws. Now who wouldn’t want a part of this saucy action? There are so many willy straws for you to peruse entirely at your leisure at http://www.cheekycelebrations.co.uk and we guarantee that you will recommend these sexy willy straws to other brides to be, or their pals as they are an integral part of hen party accessories. Let’s give your mate the best night of her life! Bottoms up!
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