Serious Health and Safety Training
Health and safety training with David Brent; now that was a sight to behold! Can you remember the epic scene from The Office when Mr. B and his right-hand man Gareth, attempted health and safety training with their workforce in the lovely Slough? When the comedy duo performed a fake fire drill as part of Wernham Hogg health and safety training and the unfortunate Brenda got left behind sat outside a lift in her wheelchair, when the twosome neglect to recognise her inability to scale stairs during the evacuation? When they endeavour to hoik her free of the chair and carry her four flights of stairs to ‘safety,’ only to fail and leave her where she is instead? If poor Brenda’s experience of health and safety ‘training’ is anything to go by; we- as a nation- need to sit up and take notice of what the team at SMS Europe Ltd has to offer the world of health and safety training!
Seeing life as a continual competition to be the best, comedy Dave decided to use health and safety training as an opportunity to bond however, what he failed to inform his team was that this involved being hauled outside in the pouring rain only to huddle like penguins trying to generate body heat. Being told to expect ‘health and safety training,’ David’ employees expected the usual hour-long session of role-play and written tests; they certainly didn’t expect to get treated like lab rats just to prove Mr. Brent’s worth as one of the best health and safety consultants around!
If you want reliable health and safety training, forget Slough, shun hapless David and look to SMS Europe Ltd…
Established in 1993, this company comprises of a group of experienced health and safety training professionals with the skills and knowledge needed to undertake any scale health and safety training in any workplace. Bringing their pearls of wisdom and leaving the jokes to the BBC; SMS Europe Ltd provide assistance to further education, engineering, construction, retain, IT, offices, shops and manufacturing companies and as such, their business name is highly regarded in the health and safety training field and they remain unbeatable on both reliability and affordability.
If you want your health and safety training to resemble something as watertight as a vacuum flask and would prefer to shun the notion of health and safety training a la Wernham Hogg; click onto www.health-safety-consultancy.com today to find out more about how the team can help you.
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